Shiny and New

Oh lord. Cheryl. Cheryl's team. Whoever keeps signing off on Cheryl's artwork at Cheryl's label. You know when decades have pa...

We have a dissertation due in just over a week so we're gonna keep this brief y'all. Two popstars, both severely lacking in the pers...

This album has been beamed in from 2001, or something. It is terrible in every way. There are absolutely no redeeming factors. Here is a run...

Last night, in a Tia-Maria-induced stupour, Jozobolla sent us via medium of SMS a beautifully eloquent yet pleasingly concise review of the ...

We know it is perhaps lazy, perhaps snoresome and perhaps even sexist to pit Cheryl against Nadine. But whatever, you knew it was coming, an...

This is a genuinely classy and undoubtedly attractive video. But the point still stands that most of this track is sung all on one note...

Never thought we'd say this, but Cheryl Cole's new video (which features some bizarre screen-splitting, and several worrying wigs) ...

Our girl has done it. Amazing costumes, brilliant vibe, and the Janet Jackson dance break was inspired . Well done Chezza, you've done u...

Well here's Cheryl. She's got all the solutions. She's got the answers to your 'hair prayers'. She wants you to say alon...

is from Newcastle. Of all places! We actually do love Newcastle. We have some fond friends from the north of the north, and we love the acce...

It is almost impossible to look at this completely objectively, because where there is the glow of a Saint, there is the cloud of confusion....

We have comments enabled on our blog and it is a big pity because you, the readers, never leave them. We're lying. Occasionally a lovely...

Not as bad as some people might have you believe. And yes, it's a slow, slow, slow, slow day for news.

Just in case you thought Ms. Cheryl-to-the-Cole had decided to go down the avant-garde spoken-word intro route, we'd like to point out t...

Operation 'Make Cheryl Cole a Solo Superstar' is now under way and along with that demo we posted yesterday (update: it IS her singl...

... then again, it could be a complete catastrophe. By the end of 2009 we will have a solo Cheryl Cole album.