Shiny and New

Enjoy a mince pie on our behalf, darling readers. Merry Christmas x

Today is a very very very special day (no it's not the day Madonna's critically acclaimed novella The English Roses - Ready, Set, Vo...

Be Holy and Clean this Easter. Be Shiny & New.

Just what you want at this holy time of chocolate and lamb shanks (?) - a song about rape and sexual abuse that uses crucifixion as a metaph...

What a fabulous Christmas we had. Plenty of excellent food, moderate to good television, reconnecting and enjoying family and friends, and o...

Yes, yes, yes. We hope you had a fantasmic Christmas holidaytime. Ours was alternately wonderful, boring and traumatic, before being wonderf...

We'd like to apologise to our 'legions' of dedicated fans, for our laxness in the posting area of recent. We're going throug...

We are well aware that that's not actually how you say 'Housekeeping Note' in French. That would be 'mot ménagère' or so...

We are (unfortunately for you) away at Latitude Festival in (not so) sunny Suffolk from tomorrow until Monday now, witnessing the delights o...

You may have noticed that our blog hasn't been updated in a few days. NO, NEVER FEAR, WE HAVEN'T ABANDONED IT FOREVER. We just went ...

Tomorrow we're off to Mallorca for 10 days so you'll have to do without us folks. That'll be all. See you soon! x

Seeing as one of our number is in Florida, living the high life and our lesbian columnist is washing dishes for cash somewhere in the Britis...

Shiny & New would like to officially apologise to their millions of fans for their recent lack of output. This is due to the fact that a...