Shiny and New

Pixie Lott is a gurning stage school brat with little-to-no personality and (we predict) the career longevity of a male X Factor winner. Nat...

Leona's new song sounds like a photocopy of a fax, Pixie Lott's new single sounds like it's stolen the riff from Robyn's aco...

Where does Pixie's head end and the hat begin? Does she have a large prism/pyramid/dome-shaped head underneath that upturned flowerpot o...

Stop smiling, love. It's a SAD BALLAD. You are not Madonna in "La Isla Bonita". You are not Madonna in "Take A Bow"....

As far as we're concerned, Pixie Lott is not human. As a very wise and esteemed fellow blogger ( xolondon ) once said, she is a test tub...

Oh it's Pixie Lott off-of fairly good 'pop' tunes but so calculatedly manufactured even we can't stomach it.

It looks like Pixie Lott could be number 1 this weekend. That's Pixie Lott a.k.a. 'fit-but-pointless'. It just boggles our mind ...

If you thought the whole 'little Winehouse' phenomenon had been KILLED forever by Lady GaGa and her band of synthy divas - you were ...