We like this a hell of a lot, but perhaps mostly because we like to imagine Girls Aloud singing it...

It would be fab:

• Kimberley and Sarah would share the blousy, talky, sexy verses.
• Nadine would belt the disco chorus.
• Cheryl would sing the bridge in all her strained glory.
• And Nicola would do the hot-fire, hell-fire, finger-wagging fierce "my heart beat's ticking" bits.

See: amazing.