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Bow to Buddhist deity Christina Aguilera. Bow to her bizarrely placed belly button and bleached-to-shit hair. Bow to the enigmatic, mysterious light emanating from her godlike vulva. Just bow.

This is the cover to Xtina's fifth landmark musical extravaganza: Bionic. We'll let the image do the talking. It says so much. It is ICONIQUE.

Here's how it measures up to her previous album covers: