Shiny and New

According to Heat, the Peter Andre documentary had "proper heartbreaking moments"... words fail. Heat World You can stream the new...

Today we announce the return of News Toilet. Remember News Toilet? It was a sort of newsdump/link feature we did back when we were a more br...

During its brief run, we came to love, NAY ADORE, News Toilet but let's be honest... it had little relevancy to this blog. We are a youn...

That ginger retard from the Royal-Royal Family-Family makes another racist/ignorant oopsie. Dlisted The Chris Brown/Rihannagate plot thicken...

Orlando Bloom is still the very definition of stupid, annoying twat. In Case You Didn't Know LULZ. Miley Cyrus' secret google search...

Christian Bale is basically a big angry doucheburger. Yes that's him up there. It was about time we pictured a member of the weaker sex ...

Jennifer Aniston thinks she's in a position to give out dating advice! We just wanted an excuse to put a toilet on her head. Amy Grindho...

The blonde lass from Heroes wastes Police time!!!! Amy Grindhouse Sexy Penelope Cruz wants to win that Oscar! Who doesn't!? Socialite L...

Jessica Simpson has clearly been comfort eating. YAY! Dlisted Angelina Jolie Jr., Megan Fox COULD be playing Lara Croft. We're more inte...

Miley Cyrus. Words utterly fail us. Perez Hilton Girls Aloud fans take it a bit too far. Popjustice Is it really necessary to make gender di...

Paris Hilton has a haircut! Does anyone care? Oh. Perez Hilton Apparently Madonna is in counselling. Er... right. Like Madonna would ever se...

This is going to be a new feature. Yes... we know a million other blogs around the world do this but we don't care. We've been waiti...