News Toilet

According to Heat, the Peter Andre documentary had "proper heartbreaking moments"... words fail. Heat World

You can stream the new Imogen Heap album, Ellipse, ahead of its release on her website, and from what we can hear, it's sublime. Imogen Heap

We love you, Beyoncé, but PLEASE rethink the hair. Daily Fail (We know, we really shouldn't be linking to this black hole of death)

There's a new Radiohead song out there if you want it. Pitchfork

If you were curious as to which versions of Madonna singles were going to be on Celebration, well... click here: Madonna Tribe

Eurovision turns genuinely political (and a little bit scary) as Azerbaijan national pride is questioned (seriously)! Guardian Culture

It's a very special day...

Today we announce the return of News Toilet. Remember News Toilet? It was a sort of newsdump/link feature we did back when we were a more broad entertainment blog (please don't remind us). Part of the joy of doing News Toilet involved digitally imposing pictures of toilets onto the heads of people like Peaches Geldof and Chris Brown. How will this new music-centric News Toilet fare in comparison? You'll have to let us know...

The Hadouken! remix of "Get Sexy" is like stepping in a time machine back to 2006. BackStage

Working with Sia, Ladytron, Goldfrapp and Le Tigre wasn't enough, so for her new album Xtina is working with M.I.A., Santigold and Kitchun Sync too. Pitchfork

Lady GaGa pulls off Essex Nun so well. Lady GaGa (dot) Net

Natalie Imbruglia doesn't seem the type to release a 'buzz' single for the 'tastemaking' blogzzz but apparently that's what this is (doesn't it sound like Kylie sings the hits of Take That?) Popbytes

Jordin Sparks is replacing Ciara on the second leg of Britney's American tour... expect fewer crotch shots. MuuMuse

A much more eloquent report on the Patrick Wolf debacle. XO's Middle Eight

A poignant trip down Marge Memory Lane. adem with an e

And that's your lot.

R.I.P. NEWS TOILET

During its brief run, we came to love, NAY ADORE, News Toilet but let's be honest... it had little relevancy to this blog.

We are a young blog, still in the difficult trying-out phase and have undergone many different directions but for the time being we seem (not consciously though) to be concentrating mainly on music (which is most of our first passions anyway).

That's not to say we won't be mentioning film, fashion, television, theatre or general showbiz but for whatever reasons we seem to be edging towards a concentration on la muzika pop.

Who knows... maybe News Toilet will return. Maybe it'll evolve. Maybe it'll endure. But for the time being it's going to sleepsies.

And yes, that is Chris Brown up there with a bog on his head. The reason why we haven't mentioned the whole 'situation' so far is because we believe it is none of our business... although we will say that nobody deserves to be treated like that, and we hope Rihanna is alright.

Rest in peace, Toilet of News, rest in peace.

News Toilet

That ginger retard from the Royal-Royal Family-Family makes another racist/ignorant oopsie. Dlisted

The Chris Brown/Rihannagate plot thickens. Perez Hilton

Agyness Deyn dressed as Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. No seriously. Me Me Me

Keira Knightley pulls a beautiful face. Holy Moly

Naomi Watts talks about milking and 'lactose lobotomies'. Jezebel

Bless Alesha for trying... but she's revealing that she doesn't really have a sense of humour beyond cackling at things. The Lipster

Courtney Love takes elegance to hitherto unknown levels. In Case You Didn't Know

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Orlando Bloom is still the very definition of stupid, annoying twat. In Case You Didn't Know

LULZ. Miley Cyrus' secret google searches unveiled. Amy Grindhouse

Doucheberg Bale apologises. Still: an idiot. Perez Hilton

Salma Hayek has hypnotizing boobies! Dlisted

Strange Polanski-directed fake perfume advert with Portman and Williams. Jezebel

Will Young isn't very clever apparently. Me Me Me

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Christian Bale is basically a big angry doucheburger. Yes that's him up there. It was about time we pictured a member of the weaker sex with a toilet on their head. Dlisted

The whole Eurovision fiasco is... well... a fiasco. Popjustice

Who the fuck does Debbie McGee think she is? Me Me Me

Jezebel discuss whether they think lesbianism is a political statement. Erm... Jezebel

That fit bitch related to Julia Roberts from the MASTERPIECE that is Wild Child disses on Lindsay Lohan. Perez Hilton

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Jennifer Aniston thinks she's in a position to give out dating advice! We just wanted an excuse to put a toilet on her head. Amy Grindhouse

That cunt (which one?) Liz Jones at the Daily Mail thinks Goddess Winslet is annoying! Unbelievable! Jezebel

Americans think making unfunny ads involving gay people is going to sell Pepsi? It's not even homophobic?! What is the point?! Me Me Me

Some 'wise' words from Icon GaGa. Perez Hilton

This has gone a bit too far! Jessica Simpson actually looks (quite) hot here! For her, anyway. Dlisted

The Cheeky Girls open a 99p shop. We're not even joking! Holy Moly

Dita von Teese always looks fantastic. Perez Hilton

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The blonde lass from Heroes wastes Police time!!!! Amy Grindhouse

Sexy Penelope Cruz wants to win that Oscar! Who doesn't!? Socialite Life

The people at the Daily Mail are truly homophobic cunts, no matter how they want to spin this. Me Me Me

The Shaturdays (we love them really) are doing Depeche Mode for Comic Relief. Christ! Popjustice

Our beloved Lady GaGa's tampon string makes a cameo on stage! Saddam

An LGBT triumph in Colombia! Perez Hilton

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Jessica Simpson has clearly been comfort eating. YAY! Dlisted

Angelina Jolie Jr., Megan Fox COULD be playing Lara Croft. We're more interested in those two doing that lesbian kiss! In Case You Didn't Know

La Roux has been photoshopped really really badly. Popjustice

Kate Winslet eats, doesn't exercise and is still the hottest bitch in Hollywood. Perez Hilton

That massive cunt, Ulrika Jonsson won Celebrity Big Brother and we didn't even notice! Me Me Me

The Fug Girls take on Nicolette Sheridan with Lozlz abound. Go Fug Yourself

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Miley Cyrus. Words utterly fail us. Perez Hilton

Girls Aloud fans take it a bit too far. Popjustice

Is it really necessary to make gender distinctions for Acting Awards? Jezebel

Julia Roberts does something fierce and admirable. Dlisted

Scarlett Johansson is hot, and high, apparently. Holy Moly

Beyoncé has a serious sing-song. Me Me Me

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Paris Hilton has a haircut! Does anyone care? Oh. Perez Hilton

Apparently Madonna is in counselling. Er... right. Like Madonna would ever seek help from anyone else. Holy Moly

Crazy American Christians think that Krispy Kremes have something to do with abortions. Gross. Jezebel

Leona Lewis is coming out with a perfume. A PERFUME. Eau de Boringest Person Alive, then. Me Me Me

Calvin "Good Producer Shit Popstar" Harris doesn't like Girls Aloud! Christ!!! Popjustice

The Katie Holmes for Miu Miu campaign gets WORSE. EVIL STEPFORD WIFE IN BUNSEN BURNER DISASTER!! Dlisted

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This is going to be a new feature. Yes... we know a million other blogs around the world do this but we don't care. We've been waiting to combine the words "news" and "toilet" for a long time.

Miu Miu break their record of having consecutively amazing people in their adverts by casting RoboHolmes! Dlisted

Oprah does the world a favour and salutes Goddess Winslet's boobies! Jezebel

Tranny Banks looks like a tranny waxwork! No one is surprised!!! Me Me Me

This is actually a really cute video! We said cute! Christ! Popjustice

One of Santigold's "fans" dreams up an amazing new genre!!! The Lipster

Amazing lady Kelis is pregnant! Boo! We wanted another album! Perez Hilton

Forgettable slut Holly Valance has given up the pop career in favour of acting!! This means doing Playboy apparently! Holy Moly