Shiny & New Gives Back

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These hot muthas up above are what's officially known in the industry as amazing (well Katy Perry's got some work to do, but she's on her way) and they have all designed tshirts for H&M's Fashion Against AIDS campaign. We fully encourage you to get involved etc. There's also a video here for you to clap eyes upon, although as Me Me Me points out, Robyn's a bit hazy on one salient HIV point, just 'knowing' someone doesn't mean you can go condom free (unless both you and your partner have been tested and turned up negative and you 100% trust them...) but anyway... it's a worthy cause and we encourage you to get a tshirt.

As an afterthought: this is one of the few charity/sleb/fashion campaigns featuring people we almost unanimously like and respect (like we said... Katy Perry has to work for our full affection).

This is how you do...

Dita Von Teese at Coachella Music Festival. THERE ARE ANCHORS ON HER SHIRT.

If only everybody was as gorgeous and glamorous as this at festivals.

We know the idea is that you're supposed to get as coked up as physically possible and as muddy as physically possible and then collapse in a pile of someone else's shit to get the FULL festival experience but... come on...

She looks like she smells nice. Points!

Uh oh.

Fresh from a quite frankly POINTLESS Lily Allen vs. Madonna debate (yes, like there's even a comparison) we have now received news that the latest so-called CELEBRITY FEUD involves Katie "Jordan" Price and Dita Von Teese. According to a very reliable source the shit-coloured mass of insecurities that is Jordan had this to say about icon and living doll Dita Von Teese:

"I'd love to do Playboy. Although I just saw Dita Von Teese's cover and it's crap. The woman is rank. It's not my cup of tea that she's so pale. I think the pictures look a bit Readers' Wives. It didn't look like Playboy to me."

Oh really Jordan?

I don't think we even need to comment on that. It's fairly self-explanatory. Legendarily beautiful woman insulted by a walking embodiment of self-hatred and body confidence issues. Do we even need to spell this out?

(Oh and if any of the writers on this blog DARE to write an argument about why Jordan is "right" and not "jealous" and Dita is "a little bit rank" they will be immediately fired and sent to the burning pits of hell to think about what they have done.)