More Google Creepiness...

Everytime music news is slow we like to check up on what weird google search shit has lead people to our blog. It's an international blogging sport. The recent crop isn't all that weird in comparison - we'll never get over people finding our blog via 'peter kay sharted' (beyond disturbing) - but we hope you enjoy them nevertheless:

• katie melua smoking
• drastic shinies
• emilie+sapphic
• fuck katie melua
• gay pictures
• insert lame joke
• shiny leotard

And worst of all:

• pussyflappen

Horrifying.

In the spirit of creepiness...

More things people have googled that somehow lead them to stumble across our site:

• sade -de -marat -marquis
• peter kay sharted
• ferocious grape
• afternoon licking
• shakira horrible

Quite just how strange you would have to be to google "peter kay sharted" we have NO idea. We can only fear for our lives.

More 'lols' courtesy of the freaks who google strange shit and end up on our site...

• “where does esmee denters get her leggings from in her video”
• “regina spektor sexual orientation”
• “mika gay”
• “imogen heap and drug use”
• “gurlgurlgurl”
• “grace jones stage diving”
• “girls cant catch facts”
• “florence and the machine headwear”
• “cumshot inurl:blogspot.com”
• “bishi bnp”
• “amelle berrabah in a unitard”
• “tits on a pole”
• “julie christie fucking”
• “don’t get florence and the machine”
• “cumshot site:blogspot.com”

People google the strangest things...

There's a fantastic Google application called Analytics that helps you know how well your webshite is doing and we have it. The secrets we find! People read this blog from every continent on the globe, the views for S&N seem to fluctuate wildly from day to day... people find our blog by googling for porn...

The best and most amazing feature of this application is that you can see what leads people to your little corner of the 'wob, and let us tell you, it's often well odd. Here are some of the best google searches that lead people to Shiny und New.
We've never written about 'russian tight girls' on here so this is a mystery...
Pixie Lott is indeed 'fit', but was the 'fuck' really necessary?
Yes, it is indeed offensive!
Well duh. (ALLEGEDLY).
More people who like to state the obvious.
Clearly a Goldsmiths art student looking for porn.
We don't even want to go there... too good for words.
If writing dirty words on our blog gets us more hits, we should do it more often.
This is just brilliant. If you can find the phrase 'cocktail peens' on our blog we'll give you a prize (an imaginary one). Classical.