Is it the late 90s/early 00s again because this bare-midriff-terrible-font combo is giving us major nostalgia waves...

See, we're not making it up.

Since when could Miley Cyrus engage in basic choreography with minimised catastrophe/embarrassment?

This just reminds us of these things:

• Lindsay Lohan - "Rumors"
• Ashley Tisdale - "He Said She Said"

Meh.

Predictably, we enjoy this.

Enjoying something, we'd like to point out, is not always the same is considering it to be shot through with streaks of first rate quality, but y'know... This pushes our buttons and we ain't ashamed to say it.