Calm down love, or, Quote of the day...

"Some penises are pretty minging – some look burnt, shrivelled or raw." - VV Brown

(via Flavour Magazine)

Quote of the Day

If we took a holiday, took some time to celebrate,
Just one day out of life,
It would be, it would be so nice.

- Curtis Hudson and Lisa Stevens, as sung by you know who

Quote of the Day

In the ’80s before she was famous, I used to go dancing with Madonna at Danceteria. She and I would be dancing all night on top of the speakers. Madonna had the most vicious body odor. It was like she had not showered in a week. She was a great dancer, but I tried not to get too close to her or I would literally pass out. It was that bad. It was total skank.

- Janice Dickinson