EMERGENCY POST

As predicted, Pink's fourth (fifth? third?) studio album, Funhouse, (she wanted to call it Heartbreak is a Motherfucker but the evil record label said no-no) IS AMAZING. It's not just a good pop/rock album on a guilty pleasure level, it's actually very good music. You also get the impression that P!nk her-very-lesbian-self was involved very-much in the writing of this. The lyrics are impeccable.

It actually works as a unified collection of songs about a rather bizarre but strangely un-depressing marriage break-up. THAT'S JUST PROVIDED US WITH A THOUGHT. We fucking hope that Madonna (or Queen of Fucking Everything, or Our Glorious Leader, or The Original Sex Goddess) does an album about HER divorce. HOW AWESOME WOULD THAT BE?!?!?

It would be called: 12 Songs About Emotionally Retarded People. You May Know Some. I Was Married To One For 8 Years Or So

BRING IT ON M-DOLLA.