Happy Birthday...

Sorry, whose birthday was it? Oh, yes.

It's that of our future leader, Nicola Roberts. Not only is she a ginger style icon, chanteuse, siren etc. etc. but she could also sort out the Labour party good and proper with a bit of her straight talking and a dab of tip-ex hued make-up.

Even the Daily Mail likes her, calling her "demure" and "angelic".

*Draws up petition sends to rest of population to elect Empress Nicola into power... only gets to other S&N bloggers*