NO, SRSLY.

LADY GAGA IS THE DOG'S HAIRY BOLLOCKS.

In other news;

• Guy Ritchie is rumoured to be seeing a relatively unknown British actress. Madonna is rumoured to be seeing one of the most famous sportsmen in the USA.
  
• Desperate Housewives has, officially, jumped the shark. :(
• Britney Spears' forthcoming album is probably more anticipated then Barack Obama entering the White House. Well, by the gays anyway. We're still bitter cos of Prop 8. Even though we're British and can actually get married to other homos. Lol.
• Colour is out. Black is in.
• Bush is out. Barack is in.
• Forget the "Rachel" hair do of the 90s. It's the "Suri" hair do the naughties that's really taking off! I'm getting mine tomorrow, when are you getting yours?