Above, is Lady GaGa (Saviour of Pop and Fashion Icon) doing her Christmas song... it is one of the best Christmas songs ever (alongside Kate Bush's "December Will Be Magical Again" and the one where Goldfrapp went a bit mad and rhymed Baby Jesus with foetus).
It's called Christmas Tree and, of course, this being Lady GaGa, it's not about an ACTUAL Christmas tree... it's about a cock, or a minge. It's a bit confusing.
Sample lyrics include:
"Light me up, put me on top,It's a big, camp mess... but that's exactly what we want and expect.
Let's falalalalalalalala"
"The only place you'll wanna be
Is underneath my Christmas tree"
"My Christmas tree's delicious"
and
"Ho ho ho,
Under the mistletoe
Everybody knows
We will take off our clothes"
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