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Jennifer Aniston thinks she's in a position to give out dating advice! We just wanted an excuse to put a toilet on her head. Amy Grindhouse

That cunt (which one?) Liz Jones at the Daily Mail thinks Goddess Winslet is annoying! Unbelievable! Jezebel

Americans think making unfunny ads involving gay people is going to sell Pepsi? It's not even homophobic?! What is the point?! Me Me Me

Some 'wise' words from Icon GaGa. Perez Hilton

This has gone a bit too far! Jessica Simpson actually looks (quite) hot here! For her, anyway. Dlisted

The Cheeky Girls open a 99p shop. We're not even joking! Holy Moly

Dita von Teese always looks fantastic. Perez Hilton