WE DON'T LIKE JENNIFER LOPEZ. HONESTLY.We are desperately trying to suppress our love for her greatest hits collection, but so far it's really hard :(
Maybe we should just give in... I mean... she is a fabulous Goddess of Hispania in possession of wide, cholita-bearing hips, who is universally hated by maids, maitre'ds' and servants the world around, one of those true rags-to-riches-but-denied-ever-was-poor-apart-from-the-odd-expoitation-of-it-by-changing-it-into-a-number-one-hit cases.
But there's just something about her that can't help but make me dislike the girl.
Anyway, her forthcoming The Singles Collection should be illegally downloaded by all who like cock and own one, but don't buy one cos she has enough money. Here's my fave. Reminds me of walking home in the slushy snow pretending I was J. Lo and my school bag was Vuitton.
P.S. OMG BITCH DOESN'T EVEN LET YOU EMBED HER VIDEOS. SHE IS SO FIERCE!
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