BRITNEY WANTS TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A BIG, PINK, SPARKLY HAMMER

Britney's tour kicked off last night and apparently it was quite good. We have to admit we're not going but we'll definitely pick up the DVD at some point.

The set, costumes, pyrotechnics and choreography are all meant to be outstanding but obviously with a Britney gig you get the unfortunate problem of constant lipsynching.

If we're honest... we'd rather see P!nk's Funhouse Tour (which one of our members is actually going to see in Avril - not Lavigne, the month, silly). We know P!nk's tour is probably not QUITE as spectacular, visually as Britney's, but when you factor in her skills as a live performer, versus Britney's nervous puppet routine we think you have a real winner in Miss Alecia Beth Moore.

Anyway here is a picture of P!nk on tour:

I know... looks bags more fun than Britney doesn't she? SHE'S SWEARING.

Brilliant.