On Britney Spears.

Groan, moan, here we go. Yet another blog by a knowing arsehole casting aspersions on the 'tragedy' of Britney Spears, once the contender to the throne of Queen of Pop, participant of the token child star mental breakdown phenomenon, and now riding the waves of a triumphant comeback.

We'll keep it short.

1. Britney Spears is an image.
2. Britney Spears is a puppet of the men who surround her, and has been for most of her life.
3. Britney Spears appears incapable of living the life she truly wants to lead. This is a sad..
4. Britney Spears would appear to be blissfully happy working as a mobile hairdresser in a small town in Louisiana, spending the rest of her days looking after her two children, cooking and homemaking and having a pleasant life.
6. Britney Spears does not seem to want to tour the world in a multi-million dollar extravaganza, miming her way through a setlist of songs written by other men for her to sing (see point 2), spending her life constantly under the glare of the camera and watching her every step; God forbid if she overstepped her pace.
7. Make of it what you will, but Britney Spears shouldn't be a popstar. She both was and wasn't born to be a popstar. This would seem to be the tragedy of Britney Spears.

Agree or disagree?