Um...

If you were Jessica Biel and your famously horny boyfriend had just appeared in a video with Ciara, licking her face and having his face licked by her... wouldn't you be a bit annoyed?

We know part of a popstar's job is to make it look like they care about the people they are grinding on in music videos, when in fact they are just some random model/actor/dancer that they couldn't give a fig about, but, is it just us or does it feel like those two actual popstars actually got it on?!

We hate to slip into cliché but, their chemistry is strangely electric!

In related Ciara news... this is the video she's currently peddling with Enrique Iglesias. It's completely forgettable Synth 'n' B and so obviously going to do mildly well in the charts.

Is it really wise in these times of economic doom and gloom to be making a pointless video where one smashes lots of expensive things? It's a bit sort of rubbing it in everyone else's faces...

"Oooh look how rich we are... even in credit crunch times we can completely wreck an expensive set full of expensive props for no reason at all! Oooh aren't we rich."

What's also funny is that for live promotional appearances, Enrique has been singing this with Gabriella fucking Cilme instead of Ciara! Sort of a bit like when Kardinal Offishall performed Numba 1 (Tide Is High) in the Nottingham University canteen and they roped in her off of N-Dubz because Keri Hilson was obviously too busy.

That's even weirder because Keri Hilson was only filling in video duties because Rihanna, who was on the album version, clearly couldn't make the video shoot.

It gets more convoluted, viewers, because the demo version features Nicole Hotdogwiener, who was obviously too busy jumping on the Slumdog bandwagon to attend the album recording session.

See! 'Pop' is anything but simple.