Are you a psycho?

If you answered yes to the question above: carry on reading.

Girls Aloud's 'camp' have just announced that from tomorrow (we think) you can spend £50 on a very special 'Mini Flight Case'. But what is inSIDE?, I hear you ask! Well... let me tell you. For your dosh you get:

• 150 tracks! (Have Girls Aloud even recorded this many songs?)
• 13 hours of music! (How does 150 tracks work out at only 13 hours?!?)
• 16 videos! (They've made more than 16 videos!)
• 8 games! (Jesus! The Sims: Girls Aloud Extension Pack?)
• Exclusive rarities bonus disc! (i.e. some B-Sides we forget about)
• Original single artwork! (It's all horrible)
• Original tracklistings! (Erm... wow! So enticing!)
• 64 page booklet featuring the story behind the music (So... you just copied out 'Dreams That Glitter: Our Story' into a booklet?)

So basically you pay 50 quid to get lots of things you probably don't want. Unless you're a loony Girls Aloud fan, in which case you probably already own them all (in which case why would you buy them all again?). Meaning you are essentially paying 50 quid for a little silver case that's barely big enough to fit your passport and a spare tampon in. Note to Girls Aloud: these sorts of things only really work if they come in a truly GORGEOUS package and/or if they feature LOTS of previously unreleased stuff that you just cannot get anywhere else.

We love you, 'G to the A', but really!