This is how you do...

Dita Von Teese at Coachella Music Festival. THERE ARE ANCHORS ON HER SHIRT.

If only everybody was as gorgeous and glamorous as this at festivals.

We know the idea is that you're supposed to get as coked up as physically possible and as muddy as physically possible and then collapse in a pile of someone else's shit to get the FULL festival experience but... come on...

She looks like she smells nice. Points!