Hot Mess Eurovision

We're gonna get our luscious, lusty lesbo to do a proper thing on Eurovision once we've had a chance to watch the final and dissect it but for now here's a taster of what's been going on in the Semis.

That picture up there may not look particularly hot mess at first glance, but if you peer closer you will see someone dressed as Robin Hood surrounded by a swirl of glittery fire, accompanied by a pas de deux on STILTS. STILTS. STILTS.

We'll let that sink in a bit.