Over the weekend

• Madonna and Cyndi were both spotted at the GaGa concert in New York last night. We wonder if there was any interaction between the three?
• P!nk 'came out' as a bisexual, completely apathetically. Fuck off. She's either fabulously lesbian and the marriage with the motocross thingamabob is a complete sham, or she is genuinely straight and this 'coming out' is just an effort to keep the distraught dykes who were threatening to burn her albums now she's back with said motocrosser.
  
• We went to Nando's, and saw a surprisingly tolerable/moderately okay film featuring Matthew McConnagiua;sdfjglesh. At the time we laughed and were entertained. In the cold harsh, light of Sunday it still doesn't seem like it was that bad. Our standards have slipped, epically.
• Also, we sat with Kimora Lee Simmons in said Matthew McConnahttpwww.lol.com film. She would not shut the fuck up.
  
• Tulisa off-of N-Dubz has been diagnosed with 'suspected swine flu'. Quite how it is possible to be diagnosed with a SUSPECTED illness, is beyond us. Either you're diagnosed with it or you're not. Anyway... it was in The Sun so... draw your own conclusions.
• VV Brown read some positive but presumptuous comments on the Popjustice forums and took to her blog to SET THE H8RS STR8. Love, the majority of the comments on that thread were extremely positive, so keep your chin up and stop googling yourself.

How woz ur wknd?