Thoughts on the new Marilyn Manson single...

1. It is not as bad as its title might suggest.

2. The Teddy Bears remix is quite good.

3. "First you wanna fuck it, then you want to eat it" is a disturbing lyric... if you can name something you can both fuck and eat we want to know about it. Answers on a postcard (we are praying it's not a rabbit).

4. Not much progression in terms of sound, and certainly not his best work, but it'll do.

5. "Arma-Goddamn-Motherfuckin-Geddon" is still one of the worst song names of all time.