A truly bizarre 'PVC' (sorry, PCD) video

As if Nicole Shirtlifter's steamy bath-themed introduction weren't enough to make you vom up, there's a Perez Hilton cameo in this video. He wears a 'slogan tee'. He jiggles, awkwardly. It's BIZARRE.

But it don't stop there. After the steam-vom ballad intro, it all kicks into camp disco and ends with Miss Shirtlifter (her, again) doing a Diana Ross impression and singing "I Will Survive" complete with violin chorus. Obviously she sings THE WHOLE SONG.

But, gentle readers, IT DOESN'T EVEN STOP THERE. Right after Nicole exits herself from her deeply unsexy bathtime and bursts into the next room in a silver hoody there is a SURREALIST DANCE SCENE RECALLING A PAINTING BY ESCHER.

Yeah. It's like, beyond comprehension.