An inexpensive-looking Saturdays video...

The more we're exposed to the Saturdays, the more we start to realise that, as much as this might seem blasphemous to hard-core Girls Aloud fans, they seem poised to take over from GA as their split is imminent. I mean, they've got it all going for them, just like Gulls Alloyed did:

• Deliciously cheesey pop (with an edge) that will (hopefully) improve with time
• 5 ridic hot girls with distinct looks/personalities (although not as distinct as Les Girls Spice) who, although seem a bit stylistically awkward now, will almost definitely blossom into classy and fashionally functioning young ladies
• A seeming ability to launch any single into the Top Ten
• A large fanbase of gays/teenage girls/mums
• Really cheap videos