A glamorous Gossip video...

There's a lot of gold in this video, and a fair amount of glitter: two things you can never have too much of. There are also some shots of people standing in front of eachother moving their arms around so it looks like they are a Hindu god with 6 appendages. Let us tell you, readers, that when we were a wee child and saw both Kylie Min-ogg-yew and S Club Juniors (bear with us) recreating this exotic and mesmerising visual trickery on Top of the Pops we were inspired to take up a career as a popstar, just so we could do this on stage. That'll be all.