Oh HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL NO.

We don't usually delve into the realms of petty gossip on this site because we're more interested in the MUSICZ BEHINDZ THE PEOPLEZZZZZZZZ, but something has deeply touched and disturbed us and we must VENT VENT VENT. If you are brave enough, go here, and experience it for yourself.

Basically, the brunt of it is that Beth Ditto likes Peaches Geldof and has said she'd do her, because, y'see Peaches has decided like Lindsay Lohan, Jodie Marsh and Mischa Barton's character on the O.C. before her, she must go fauxmo. That's 'fake lesbo', for the uninitiated.

There's a vile quote and everything:

"We love Peaches. She is so much fun. I'm pleased she's discovered the joy of women. I would get with her. There's so much I can teach her."

We've never met Potatoes Geldof, but judging from her general air of stupidity and entitlement and her DREADFULly written column in Nylon magazine, she is about as much fun as a bout of genital scorpions. What's worse is that we saw her hanging out with the Gossip backstage at their show. There's nothing more sickening than seeing people you admire be nice to people you don't.