Speaking of Beyoncé...

Didn't Beyoncé just star in a film called Obsessed? Our instincts (and the internet) tell us she did! In which case: minus originality points for Mariah, not that "Obsessed" would have been a particularly thrilling song title anyway. Since her album's going to have such a hot mess name (Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel) we were hoping for a lead single called "The Butterfly Wings of Hope" or "Dolphin of Destiny (Rides Again)". "Obsessed" just doesn't cut it, love. As for the image, it neither offends nor pleases us - it's just more of the same, isn't it? Yes, readers, yes it is.