GURL. GURL. GURL.

If you believe that Lady GaGa is a hermaphrodite, youse a dumb bitch, although it puts her in good company with Jamie Lee Curtis, Mae West, Grace Jones, Katharine Hepburn and er... Ciara, as other people who've had their androgyny translated into silly rumours. It's worrying for the 'T' bit in the LGBT 'community', that calling a woman transsexual or a hermaphrodite is the worst possible insult. Not good. Although Ms. GaGa has handled the situation with typical good humour and wit. She apparently tweeted the following, although it now appears to have been deleted.

- I love my japanese fans! OSAKA ROCKS!!!! The show was so good I might have to go home and suck my own hermie dick X

Amazing.