It's a very special day...

Today we announce the return of News Toilet. Remember News Toilet? It was a sort of newsdump/link feature we did back when we were a more broad entertainment blog (please don't remind us). Part of the joy of doing News Toilet involved digitally imposing pictures of toilets onto the heads of people like Peaches Geldof and Chris Brown. How will this new music-centric News Toilet fare in comparison? You'll have to let us know...

The Hadouken! remix of "Get Sexy" is like stepping in a time machine back to 2006. BackStage

Working with Sia, Ladytron, Goldfrapp and Le Tigre wasn't enough, so for her new album Xtina is working with M.I.A., Santigold and Kitchun Sync too. Pitchfork

Lady GaGa pulls off Essex Nun so well. Lady GaGa (dot) Net

Natalie Imbruglia doesn't seem the type to release a 'buzz' single for the 'tastemaking' blogzzz but apparently that's what this is (doesn't it sound like Kylie sings the hits of Take That?) Popbytes

Jordin Sparks is replacing Ciara on the second leg of Britney's American tour... expect fewer crotch shots. MuuMuse

A much more eloquent report on the Patrick Wolf debacle. XO's Middle Eight

A poignant trip down Marge Memory Lane. adem with an e

And that's your lot.