If it weren't enough that 2009 gave birth to both the immortally disgusting line "do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips" and a number 1 single with the lyrics "nothing you can't compare to your neighbourhood 'ho'" then feast your eyes/ears/bottoms on the hot mess above.
Basically it samples "Poker Face" (what does it say about how fast music comes and goes that THAT seems passé and dated already) and goes on about poking some girl's face and how she goes OH OH OH OH OH OH OH when Kid Cudi and Kanye West and Common do it. It's not exactly going to get Germaine Greer chaining herself to parliament buildings, but it's fairly yucky. Most of all, it's disturbing that the act of fellatio can be reduced to 'poking someone's face'.
That is not sexy. Imagine if someone asked if they could poke your bottom (front, back or otherwise)... would you be eroticised? No. Probably not. Also... when you're sticking your willy in someone's mouth, you're not really poking their face are you? You're poking their mouth, which isn't nearly as catchy. But there you go. Kudos to Kanye for dropping 'medulla oblongata' into a rap (didn't know he was a Björk fan 'lolz') but a big NO-NO to Common for using the phrase 'conscience dick' to presumably describe his big, hairy, liberal, clever, penis.
NO.
Basically it samples "Poker Face" (what does it say about how fast music comes and goes that THAT seems passé and dated already) and goes on about poking some girl's face and how she goes OH OH OH OH OH OH OH when Kid Cudi and Kanye West and Common do it. It's not exactly going to get Germaine Greer chaining herself to parliament buildings, but it's fairly yucky. Most of all, it's disturbing that the act of fellatio can be reduced to 'poking someone's face'.
That is not sexy. Imagine if someone asked if they could poke your bottom (front, back or otherwise)... would you be eroticised? No. Probably not. Also... when you're sticking your willy in someone's mouth, you're not really poking their face are you? You're poking their mouth, which isn't nearly as catchy. But there you go. Kudos to Kanye for dropping 'medulla oblongata' into a rap (didn't know he was a Björk fan 'lolz') but a big NO-NO to Common for using the phrase 'conscience dick' to presumably describe his big, hairy, liberal, clever, penis.
NO.
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