Two big comeback singles not pushing our buttons...

• In the name of honesty, candour and justice: none of us are fans of Robbie Williams or Leona Lewis anyway...
• Both the above songs are catchy in their own right, and we can see their appeal.
• Still: nothing.
• It's like when your friend says "I really fancy this well fit bloke, isn't he arousing in the front bottom area?" and you say "Well... no. No offence to you or your taste, but despite his attractive veneer he does almost nothing for me. I just don't get it." And then your friend gets very annoyed and huffy because they want you to see things THEIR way, but the more they say "YOU HAVE TO SEE IT" the more and more you don't WANT to see it, and before you know it you're not friends any more or ever again and it was all because of same faceless hunk, who, in the grand scheme of things is worth tuppence, if that.
• So sorry Robbie and Leona fans. No offence, but no. No stirrings from us.