Blah blah blah. Jennifer "don't call me J.Lo" Lopez is releasing a new multimedia opus this year (an album) and has decided that doing it as plain old Madame Hlopez is just not enough so APPARENTLY she is going to release it under the pseudonym/moniker/nom de plume Lola.
Crikey! Well if Beyoncé's got Sasha Fierce, Bat For Lashes has Pearl, Madonna has/had Dita, Patrick Wolf has the Conqueror/Bachelor, David Bowie's got the Thin White Duke etc., Shakira's got her inner She Wolf, Lady GaGa has Candy Warhol, Christina Aguilera has Baby Jane, Mariah Carey has Mimi, Janet Jackson has Damita Jo, Tori Amos has Isabel, Clyde, Pip and Santa, Ciara has Super C, Dannii Minogue has Kylie Minogue, and each of the Sugababes has a prettier and thinner double waiting in the wings, THEN JAY-LOH HAS TO HAVE AN ALTER EGO TOO GODDAMNIT.
Quite why she's bothered, as the above song is borderline abysmal, we have no idea, but all shall be revealed in time (we think). In case you were wondering, the unhot mess is called "Fresh Out The Oven" or something and features our favourite person this side of Jesus, Pitbull. Nice. Anyway, untangle the mess of meaning above and indulge Jennifer's ego by having a gander here. Don't you love it when artist's record label's take the time to create a back story to go with the music?
Crikey! Well if Beyoncé's got Sasha Fierce, Bat For Lashes has Pearl, Madonna has/had Dita, Patrick Wolf has the Conqueror/Bachelor, David Bowie's got the Thin White Duke etc., Shakira's got her inner She Wolf, Lady GaGa has Candy Warhol, Christina Aguilera has Baby Jane, Mariah Carey has Mimi, Janet Jackson has Damita Jo, Tori Amos has Isabel, Clyde, Pip and Santa, Ciara has Super C, Dannii Minogue has Kylie Minogue, and each of the Sugababes has a prettier and thinner double waiting in the wings, THEN JAY-LOH HAS TO HAVE AN ALTER EGO TOO GODDAMNIT.
Quite why she's bothered, as the above song is borderline abysmal, we have no idea, but all shall be revealed in time (we think). In case you were wondering, the unhot mess is called "Fresh Out The Oven" or something and features our favourite person this side of Jesus, Pitbull. Nice. Anyway, untangle the mess of meaning above and indulge Jennifer's ego by having a gander here. Don't you love it when artist's record label's take the time to create a back story to go with the music?
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