Tweets you didn't expect, part #483

Do you remember a time when journalism wasn't 'cross platform' or inspired by fucking 'tweets'? Whilst we're on the subject of our biggest non-guilty pleasure this side of JoJo, Jordin Sparks, her new single "S.O.S. (Let The Music Play)" is doing incredibly well in the UK despite little to NO promotion. This is good because it means that even when it all goes tits up in America, she can still come over here and do pantomimes, and weekly appearances at G.A.Y. and appearances on Freemasons tracks and so on...