Because Lady GaGa isn't the only popstar obsessed with fashion. Having now consumed and digested the Cheryl Cole album clips (widely available on the internets) we've returned to how we previously felt (how we felt all along really...): ALL WE WANT IS A NICOLA ROBERTS SOLO ALBUM. CHRIST, PLEASE.
Although it must adhere to these rules:
Although it must adhere to these rules:
- It must be unmistakeably 'pop'.
- It should be co-written/produced by Xenomania... they seem to bring out the best in the Aloud girls whether they like it or not.
- Nevertheless, it should not SOUND like a Girls Aloud record. At all.
- It should include both synths and harps and the occasional viola.
- Potentially a bell.
- It should feature Nicola Roberts' alter ego, 50s burlesque dancer Cherry Cola.
- The album artwork should feature a parasol.
- It should be released under the name Nicola but NOT NICOLA RUNCORN ROBERTS.
We realise those reasons up there are terrifying and disastrous. It's a good thing we don't run a record label, isn't it?
Here's Cherry Cola cuddling up to Rihanna at Paris Fash Week. ('Fash'?)
Pictures via Nicola Roberts Dot Org!
Here's Cherry Cola cuddling up to Rihanna at Paris Fash Week. ('Fash'?)
Pictures via Nicola Roberts Dot Org!
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