The Apussylypse...

The Pussyflap Trolls (copyright now and forever) have kissed each other goodbye, or rather been rent asunder by the evil, conniving pussy-claws of Nicole Shirtywieners. According to Dlisted (via Page Six) that 'intimidating one' and her four glorified backing dancers have called it quits: something to do with the fact that almost every single note sung on their entire back catalogue was recorded by Ms. Baroness Nicole.

Anyway, none of us here at Shiny & New really give a toss (the Pussyflaps were never our bag)... we do, however feel slightly sorry for the other girls, you know, the ones who aren't Nicole. Melody always seemed like she deserved to at least share the spotlight with her oppressor, and even if you couldn't pick the rest out of a line-up, we're sure that given a few lines here and there, they could have impressed themselves on a listening audience.

All that's left to say is whatever Nicole chooses to do next is going to be both horrendous and scintillating to watch. Desperation = it's fun.