S&N

23.11.09

What literal fresh hell...?

Pros:
  • Soshy, once she makes an effort, in the second 'set-up' looks both gorgeous and 'fierce'. Love a girl with a tacky arm tattoo, a beret and some killer lipstick.
  • The track is quite good, with a nifty chorus.
  • When Soshy (we think it's pronounced like 'so-shy' but we want to pronounce it 'soshy' like 'sloshy' without the l) speaks in French, the gurrrrl-ometer goes through the fucking roof. Fire!
Cons:
  • The terrible (lack of) plot.
  • The introduction and epilogue - most pointless and meaningless ever?
  • Timbaland's 'acting' - i.e. GURN FACE.
  • The Anna Paquin-knockoff's acting - i.e. execrable.
  • The Bill-the-vampire-knockoff's acting - i.e. très camp.
  • The whole True Blood meets Twishite melting pot of awful (we love True Blood, 'btw').
  • The styling - mediocre at best.
  • The direction - static, stilted, inconsistent and lacking in flair.
  • Almost the whole video.

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