Baby Madonna...

Madonna's illegitimate daughter, Lady GaGa, is taking her long 'sweet' time releasing this video for "Telephone". There are overexcited gays worldwide currently in the process of exploding in a fountain of pink glittery blood and guts because THEY WANT IT NOW. Unfortunately 'want' doesn't get.

Perhaps to make up for the fact that she's still in 'the cutting room' painstakingly making sure she sticks to her 3000 product placement contracts 'to the tee' ("Diet Coke must feature for a minimum of 15 seconds prominently") or just generally dicking about with the funny wipe effects, GaGa has released a series of beautiful HQ screenshots into the world. You can check them all out at the resourceful and fairly excellent Lady-GaGa.net. They're fab, obv.