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6.5.10

*attempts to muster opinion*

We love you Lady GaGa. We forked out for tickets to your tour. We (between us) own both The Fame AND The Fame Monster. We even own two of your single picture discs and a smattering of tshirts with your face on. So, yeah, we're fans.

But babe, perhaps you need to indulge in a bit of vocal rest. You sound fab sitting at the piano, but in the midst of a dance routine, you've lost some of your vocal heft. Perhaps put your feet up with a nice cup of lemon and honey. You can even make it cooler by drinking it out of a glittery sex straw in the shape of a HIGHLY AVANT-GARDE penis or something.

Also a cheesey bossa nova section? Really?

We are eagerly awaiting your new music video for "Alejandro", though. And, as always, 10/10 for effort.

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