Bizarrely soothing...

Things the new video for Monrose's "This Is Me" doesn't contain:

• Vampires
• Fake dance orgies
• Aggressive retrofuturistic styling
• Artfully naked dancers
• Excessive digitally added crossflare
• Fake blood
• Sex toys worn as outer garments
• Meaningless pop culture references
• Gratuitous swearing
• 'Epic' length
• Dance battles
• Neon-lit club scenes
• Directional haircuts

We can't believe we're going to say this - and we're not going to pretend for a second that this video isn't mostly dreads - but just because it doesn't contain any of those aforementioned things wrapped up in an eye-catching sequin bow, this video is as refreshing as a tall, cool glass of cold water with a slice of lemon.