Someone might want to tell Lord Jake of Shears that his nipples are poking out of that slitted number...

Yes we just wrote 'slitted number'. You know, this is the kind of gimmicky, LOLZ INNUENDOS & HIGHJINKS music video we would find irritating from anyone else. But it's the Scissor Sisters! Plus, Ana Matronic's face during her spoken-word bridge is so sparky and 'fiery' we practically incinerated ourselves watching it.