Speaking of videos shot entirely in close up...

Earlier today we wrote about the new one-continuous-shot-entirely-in-close-up Janelle Monáe video. Well here's another, but this time, Rihanna's beautiful face which looms glossily towards the camera as she makes love to it, is intercut with the Irish hobbit making tongue-love to Megan Urban Frogs. Sorry Urban Fox. Fox. Does this glamorise domestic violence? Well, no, it's clearly a work of post-modern fantasy because the hobbit catches on fire and Megan seems to have genie powers. Plus, the anguish portrayed by Rihanna's claws is enough to put anyone off giving their partner a slap-up, so it's really a deterrent.