Lady Marmalade 2.0?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHJYEWhecMgThe VMAs happened the other day. We didn't watch them because we were doing something else, sorry ):

• Lady GaGa wore a meat dress. We love you, gurl, but yawwwwwn.
• Her new album will be called... wait for it...
• *drumroll*
• Born This Way
• Sounds like a Bruce Springsteen/RuPaul album doesn't it?
• She sang a snippet of it when she won her 123123432th award.
• It sounds like a self-help ballad.
• Where Xtina at?
• Apparently our beloved Robyn performed IN THE ADVERT BREAK :'(
• Florence performed, it was probably out of tune and everyone probably praised her to the high heavens anyway, because, you know, Flo seems to've gotten herself a criticism-free pass when they were handing them out a few years ago. Winehouse and Allen were the only two other female artists to get their hands on them. Bizarre.
• Kanye and Taylor did some songs about being innocent/assholeszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.