& there, amongst the shit, predictable & passable, glistening like a platinum blonde rose, newly-blossomed & dewy, delicate & bethorned IS ROBYN...

So here are the noms. Let us warn you, there is some inexcusable dross in here amongst some artists we actually like (like The xx, Laura Marling, Arcade Fire, Laura Marling). Yes they really did nominate GLEE CAST.

British Male Solo Artist

• Mark Ronson
• Paul Weller
• Plan B
• Robert Plant
• Tinie Tempah

British Female Solo Artist

• Cheryl Cole
• Ellie Goulding
• Laura Marling
• Paloma Faith
• Rumer

British Breakthrough Act

• Ellie Goulding
• Mumford & Sons
• Rumer
• Tinie Tempah
• The xx
  

British Group

• Biffy Clyro
• Gorillaz
• Mumford & Sons
• Take That
• The xx
  

British Single

• Alexandra Burke – "All Night Long (feat. Pitbull)"
  
• Cheryl Cole – "Parachute"
• Florence & The Machine – "You’ve Got The Love"
• Matt Cardle – "When We Collide"
• Olly Murs – "Please Don’t Let Me Go"
• Plan B – "She Said"
• Scouting For Girls – "This Ain’t a Love Song"
• Taio Cruz – "Dynamite"
• Tinie Tempah – "Pass Out"
• The Wanted – "All Time Low"

MasterCard British Album of the Year

• Mumford & Sons – Sigh No More
• Plan B – The Defamation of Strickland Banks
• Take That – Progress
• Tinie Tempah – Disc-­Overy
• The xx – xx

International Male Solo Artist

• Bruce Springsteen
• Cee Lo Green
• David Guetta
• Eminem
• Kanye West

International Female Solo Artist

• Alicia Keys
• Katy Perry
• Kylie Minogue
• Rihanna
• Robyn

International Breakthrough Act

• Bruno Mars
• Glee Cast
• Justin Bieber
• The National
• The Temper Trap

International Group

• Arcade Fire
• Black Eyed Peas
• Kings Of Leon
• The Script
• Vampire Weekend

International Album

• Arcade Fire – The Suburbs
• Cee Lo Green – The Lady Killer
• Eminem – Recovery
• Katy Perry – Teenage Dream
• Kings of Leon – Come Around Sundown

British Producer

• Ethan Johns
• John Leckie
• Markus Dravs
• Mike Pela
• Stuart Price