STOP EVERYTHING! PUT YOUR FLOPS TO THE SIDE! MAKE WAY FOR THE QUEEN!

Madonna's suspiciously exercise-obsessed manager, Guy O'Seary, took to twitter recently to answer fans questions re: The Queen of All Pop. Apparently he's vaguely illiterate and grammatically challenged, so we're sorry about that. [sic] to the whole thing. But also, for once he's not pushing M-dolla to do something ridiculous like OPEN A CHAIN OF GYMS (no) or whatever else he's got planned for her (a fragrance? PLEASE, NO, YOU ARE ABOVE THAT MADGE). He's actually talking about music.

You can peep his tweets directly, below, if you so wish. But if you'd prefer our condensed and more readable version, stick with this paragraph. Basically and basicamentino, Madonna is back in the studio, she is listening to lots of dance music by unknown producers (so not RedOne then, PRAISE BE TO JEBUS), she's gonna make a dance record, the rumoured Blond Ambition tour dvd is potentially in the works, but they haven't even viewed the concert footage properly to ascertain if the quality is good enough, so it's strictly at 'discussion' level rn (that's short for right now, charlatans). The album MIGHT come out before the end of the year. Tour after that. Movie's gotta be finished first.

• i had a meeting with warner records last week to discuss the dvd's.. its a start..
• [no tour] this summer... we have to make an album first.. and as i said before, this will happen soon as she's done with the movie..
• yes! soon as the movie is over... she is currently listening to new music.. and is very eager to make a new album!!!
• I would like [the dvd of the Blond Ambition tour] as well.. i had my first meeting with warner records about it.. this will take time.. no promises.. we shall see.
• most of the music madonna is liking for new album are from all unknown producers. from what she played me, the tracks sound amazing
• I never said no to releasing the dvds. I only said there were no plans for it.. I met with warner this last week to discuss it..
• I've always wanted to a madonna unplugged, the new album will be quite the opposite of unplugged. I have one word for you: DANCE
• no information on movie release yet.. when we know, we will definitely tell everyone..
• We had our first meeting about dvd's, with the intention of making it happen, but this will take some time.
• also, we have no idea what has been shot and what hasn't.. We have no idea the quality of the footage.. This will be a process!
• I would love to let [Madonna] rest, but she is eager to get into studio and get working on an album. I'm not pushing.. This is all her!
• as i said, so far all the tracks being considered are from unknown producers.. but we are open to all and any great ideas
• [sic]