FIRE! WERQUE! ETC.!

We kind of went off Beyoncé there for a while. Like, she can kind of be boring when she's not flailing about on stage/in music videos/on her records. She can be real dull. Beyoncé as a hoomin person who lives a real hoomin life in the world and is a wife and sister and daughter. She snorrrreeeeee. Zzzzzzzzz.

But Beyoncé is coming back to muzacs which is where we like and want her and we are SO EXCITED YOU GUYS OMG *GAY DRIBBLE*.

Her new song is called "Girl" (so, "Gurl", "Gurrrrl", "Gorl" and "Qorl" are all acceptable pronunciations and spellings) and you should prepare to snatch wigs in anticipation of its sure-to-be-greatness. Supposedly produced by Diplo and Switch and sampling heart-pumping, definition-of-simple-euphoria Major Lazer song "Pon de Floor", this is possibly going to be the single of the year so far.

And despite putting her backing dancers in Cherly Coel's "Fight For This Loaf" cast-off costumes/wannabe lame-ass Detective LeToya, faux-Janet getup, this video should be a handful of foire, too.