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21.4.11

Oh. Ok.

Apparently Beyoncé's new single is going to be unleashed on the world properly tomorrow. That warrants some sort of fanfare, so, of course, a teaser trailer has been released. You can watch it above but it really says absolutely nothing at all about anything, other than: Beyoncé is still wearing white and cheap wigs like it's 2003 again. Um... yeah. Also: HORSE. There's some single cover art as well:

Yep. We're definitely stuck in the noughties, style-wise. Standing in front of what looks like either the leaning tower of Pisa or a badly CGI-ed temple column from an old Lara Croft video game in a billowing yellow creation with a handy cloth penis is definitely a noughties thing to do. What happened to stylistic progression, Bey? We thought Solange had gotten through and finally smacked some taste into you via the scientific process of osmosis.

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