Raise your hands up if this looks familiar to you at all...

It'll be interesting to see how this all pans out. Porcelain clearly has charisma (whatever that is) and much more crossover appeal than some of the other pop starlets that have emerged post-Germanotta (not that all these starlets have been copying her, just that labels were more willing to sign wilful, slightly unconventional solo female pop artists afterwards). Of course this feels contrived, forced, silly, obvious, cynical and a bunch of other things, but it's diverting, it held our interest for about 3 minutes and it's set in a HIGH SCHOOL full of HIGH SCHOOL STEREOTYPES and as Englishers who went to schools practically devoid of these glossy and made-up archetypal characters, we are obsessed and in love with them. So we enjoyed this.

It does, however, give us very minor early Amy Studt flashbacks, though... Obv that's a compliment.